叶枫悬浮了起来,摸了摸金兄那硕大的脑袋。
“老子我很猥琐吗?”
金兄瞪大了他那灯泡般的眼珠子。
“这个`````````”
叶枫摇了摇头````````
“不是一般的猥琐!那是极其的猥琐呐!”
“噗——”
听了叶枫的话,金兄差点吐血。
“你说神马!老子这等英俊,怎可能猥琐!”金兄激动的蹦了起来。
“轰隆——”
瞬间,顶上的天花板给金兄顶出了一个大骷髅,然后````````
“叶````````叶兄,搭把手,脑门卡主了!”
随后,便看到金兄四肢乱蹬的挂在了天花板上。
“我草泥马啊!”叶枫一把将那乱蹬的金兄给抓了下来`````````
“大哥,能不能别闹了?你这样如何泡妞?”
叶枫双手搭在了金兄肩上,语重心长的说道。
“泡妞?”一听到泡妞二字,金兄的思维瞬间活跃了起来,两眼再次放出了绿色之光`````````
“怎样才能泡妞?”金兄急急问道。
“你这样是不行滴,首先,先学会——微笑!”
叶枫耐心的教了起来`````````
“嘎嘎嘎——”
“白痴!不是猥琐的像个妖怪的笑容!”
“嘿嘿嘿——”
“脑子呢?你这笑的像个八十岁老太婆的,你这是想去干啥?”
“哇哈哈哈——”
“猪脑啊!猪脑!你这笑的跟绝世大魔头似的如何泡妞?”
走廊上`````````
叶枫一脸恨铁不成钢的样子,无论他怎么教,金兄就是各种的猥琐,仿佛他就是为猥琐而生的`````````
“到底该怎样啊?”
金兄露出了一丝苦笑。
“停!”
“对!保持着微笑别动!就是这种感觉!”
叶枫眼睛一亮,大吼了一声。
无论他怎么看,也就金兄这个微笑不猥琐,反而透着丝丝无奈之意,倒是别有另一番韵味````````
“你确定是这个?”
金兄眨了眨他那黄豆一般的眼睛,嘴角那丝苦笑依然不动`````````
“确定以及肯定!你要相信我这神人的眼光!”
叶枫肯定的点了点头。
“好!”金兄重重的点了点头,随即便挣扎着要站起来。
“你干什么?”叶枫猛地将叶枫按回到了原处。
“泡妞啊!难道还不行吗?”金兄又一次露出了那一丝帅气的苦笑。
“废话,当然不行了!泡妞之道极其深奥,岂是一个微笑能够改变的?”
叶枫语重心长的教导道。
“说的也是!那接下来呢?咱们需要干什么呢?”
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